Description

Enjoy free nationwide delivery when supporting our family’s small business.  

  • BEST FAMILY FUN GAME – Dear Evolved Parents, Kids Against Maturity is the perfect parental tool to approach playtime and family time. Are you sick of the same old dated games every game night? This instant classic was made and played by parents like you. With age-appropriate toilet humor and funny innuendos for the adults, it can be enjoyed by all ages. Best results when played with 4 players or more.
  • PLAY IT ANY TIME ANY PLACE – One game set includes 600 question and answer cards and a handy box to store it all. It’s portable and a take anywhere size game. Become an instant champion while camping, sleepovers, game nights, family gatherings, summer camp, plane trips and more!
  • IT’S SIMPLE & ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS – Kids Against Maturity combines the tried and tested fill-in-the- blank game-play, a perfect enjoyable hilarious way to bring your family together.
  • GET THE GAME ROLLING IN SECONDS – Each player gets 10 white answer cards and takes turns asking the blue question cards. Each question asker chooses the funniest answer, and the player with the highest amount of most amusing responses, wins the game.
  • OBLIGATORY WARNING – Humorless hover-parents and those who don’t appreciate flatulence jokes, may not approve. PLEASE REMOVE ANY CARD THAT YOU DON’T APPROVE OF. One thing is for sure; just like other tabletop board games, it’ll get your kids away from their phones, tablets, Fortnite, and other electronic devices for at least 30-90 min. Unplug together!

Product Description

600 Q & A Cards!

Are you in for LOTS of fun but afraid of running out of steam too soon?

Our math department did the work and that’s over 40,000 unique combinations!

Best Gift Ever!

Do you really want to put an endless smile on your child face?

Kids Against Maturity is a growing popular game that will get your kid to cry laughing.

Innuendos for the Adults…

You want to play with your kids but you’re board of playing kids games?

Our game contains age-appropriate humor and funny innuendos!

Award Winning Family Fun!

Want to play a game with your children but are afraid its not up to snuff?

Worry no more! Kids Against Maturity has won 9 game awards & counting!

Number of Players 4+
Brand Kids Against Maturity
Age Range (Description) Kid, Teens
Item Dimensions LxWxH 2 x 6 x 4 inches
Included Components 600 Cards

This product is manufactured overseas and sourced from a US supplier.  

Shipping & Delivery

NON CUSTOM FURNITURE

Delivery for imported, manufactured furniture by our production partners is FREE NATIONWIDE!

No costly prime membership is required nor is any bogus minimum order amount required.

Delivery time varies based on the product but is typically 2-5 business days, but may be up to 4+ weeks for large freight items like couches.

LOCALLY MADE TO ORDER, SOLID WOOD FURNITURE

Average turn-around time from date of purchase till pick-up or delivery of a made to order solid-wood furniture purchase is 4-6 weeks.  Turn-around may be as short as 2 weeks and as long as 12 weeks.

Nearly all custom furniture orders may be picked up for free within 60 miles of any metropolitan area in the continental United States.

However, local delivery for custom furniture is also available!

Cost for custom furniture delivery is based on your proximity to your personal Hawkins Woodshop furniture artisan.  You are assigned and introduced to your HW carpenter after purchase.  Delivery cost is paid directly to your HW personal furniture artisan 2-3 days prior to scheduled delivery via any payment method you chose (Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, FB Pay, Check, Cash, Credit Card, etc).

Built-to-order furniture delivery rates are:
< 20 miles = $89.97
21-45 miles = $129.97
46-74 miles = $189.97
75-100 miles = $269.97
101-130 miles = $349.97

Returns & Cancellations

We've two categories of products for sale.

The first is solid hardwood custom furniture that we make locally in every region throughout the United States. The second category of products we sell is non custom furniture manufactured by our production partners. Each item on our store has its origin listed in its product description as made-to-order in the USA or imported from overseas. Misunderstanding a product's origin is not grounds for a cancellation or refund.

Non Custom Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

How much time after I purchase do I have to cancel for a refund?

In extenuating circumstances, customers may cancel an order within 24 hours of purchase via texting 916-692-0554 or emailing sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. There are no refunds on any orders after 24 hours of purchase for any reason. If an order is lost during delivery we will arrange a free replacement. If an order is delivered damaged or missing parts we will procure free replacement parts for you from the manufacturer. Buyer's remorse, delays during COVID, and any other issue is unfortunately not grounds for a return.

Will you refund me back onto my card?

All approved order cancellations will be reimbursed via store credit only, minus a 15% fee that pays our family's labor cost spent processing your order, communicating with our suppliers, perhaps shipping your order, and/or coordinating custom build schedules, purchasing materials required for custom orders, and time invested on your behalf in any way.

How much time after receiving my non custom order do I have to ask to return the item?

We do not accept returns for any reason. If a product arrives damaged/missing parts please contact Colby at 916-692-0554 or kindly email sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. Rest assured, we'll help get you a free replacement or free delivery of any missing parts.

Delays during the COVID-19 pandemic do not constitute grounds for cancellation or a refund. Everyone is trying their best, including us. Supply chains have been decimated across the world. Thank you for your patience and understanding if we experience a hiccup with your order's supply chain.

Orders lost by a carrier are not grounds for cancellation. All lost or damaged delivered orders will be replaced free of charge.

American Made Custom Solid Hardwood Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

We sell locally handmade built-to-order furniture here: https://hawkinswoodshop.com/collections/customorder.

Given its hand made and hand-finished nature, variations and imperfections in solid, real-wood furniture are to be expected and celebrated. Each item is an original and no two pieces are exactly alike. By their nature, wood planks may be somewhat uneven and may develop small cracks and cup or bow over time due to changes in temperature or humidity. We believe this only enhances the furniture's rustic, unique character.

There are no cancellations or refunds on built-to-order furniture.

But please don't fret, there are lots of reasons we have so many 5 star reviews from customers. Perhaps the biggest reason is we LOVE our customers!  We work until you are completely satisfied, & offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee at time of delivery or pick-up.

In conclusion, when you buy from a small business, you're not helping a CEO buy a 3rd holiday home.  You're helping a little girl get dance lessons, a little boy his team jersey, and moms and dads put food on the table.

Thank you for your support. Thank you for following our social accounts and commenting on our posts.  Thank you for #shoppingsmall and #supportingsmallbusiness

Kids against Maturity: Card Game for Kids and Families, Super Fun Hilarious for Family Party Game Night

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$43.98

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