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  • 80 NEW CARDS! With 60 red answer cards and 20 blue question cards for the award-winning Not Parent Approved party game, this is the expansion pack that will keep kids (and adults) coming back for more family fun game nights. For tweens, teens and their families – the perfect gift!
  • EVERYONE WILL WANT TO PLAY – Inspired by your favorite adult party games, but 100% family-friendly, this expansion pack will keep the fun rolling. This original card game for kids is designed to reintroduce a love of family games for a screen-obsessed generation. Attention-grabbing. Easy-to-learn. Quick, simple play
  • WARNING: Kids will unplug and put down their phones. This expansion pack contains cards with age-appropriate, gratuitous bathroom humor that kids will find hilarious while distracted from their screens. You might even giggle a few times.
  • MORE PACKS, MORE FUN – Don’t stop here. Check out Expansion Pack #2, the Blank Card Expansion Pack, and the Video Game Expansion Pack. You won’t run out of kids activities anytime soon with these family board games!
  • BE THE PARTY HERO – Kids and grown-ups alike will enjoy the quick and side splitting game play: who can answer each question card with the funniest answer card? The only limit is the imagination of the players, and the cards in the pack – and now there’s plenty more of those!

Product Description

How To Play

DRAW

Each player draws seven red answer cards.

BURP AND PLAY

It’s time for the burp-off! The winner becomes the Burp Boss – who draws the first blue question card.

CHOOSE & SLIDE

Choose and slide your craziest red card to the Burp Boss, face-down.

READ AND WIN!

The wackiest card wins! The Burp Boss reads each answer and chooses a winner – and it’s on to the next round…

This kind of game will stretch your mind, and your social skills, in unusual directions.

– The Wall Street Journal

Not only is Not Parent Approved fun to play, but it’s simple. It’s a hit in our house!

– The Today Show

Consider it your secret weapon against reluctant readers. One tester said it improved her daughter’s reading skills!

– Scholastic Gold Star Toy Award

The perfect, age-appropriate game that will send your tween into giggle fits.

– Real Simple

One of the best kid games out there!

Keep it fresh and exciting with expansion packs!

Ever wondered how booger juice, vampire bunnies, and grandma can end up in the same sentence? With Not Parent Approved, your kids get to:

  • Play their mischievous selves without getting into real trouble.
  • Expand their imagination and creativity through wacky humor.
  • Effortless entertaining during sleepovers, parties, summer camp, summer vacation, holiday reunions, school breaks, road trips, flights, picnics, and any event with the family.

Collect Them All!

Starts with a Burp-Off
Makes an Awesome Gift
Super Portable
Customizable Cards
For Video Game Nerds

Edition Expansion Pack #1

This product is manufactured overseas and sourced from a US supplier.  

Shipping & Delivery

NON CUSTOM FURNITURE

Delivery for imported, manufactured furniture by our production partners is FREE NATIONWIDE!

No costly prime membership is required nor is any bogus minimum order amount required.

Delivery time varies based on the product but is typically 2-5 business days, but may be up to 4+ weeks for large freight items like couches.

LOCALLY MADE TO ORDER, SOLID WOOD FURNITURE

Average turn-around time from date of purchase till pick-up or delivery of a made to order solid-wood furniture purchase is 4-6 weeks.  Turn-around may be as short as 2 weeks and as long as 12 weeks.

Nearly all custom furniture orders may be picked up for free within 60 miles of any metropolitan area in the continental United States.

However, local delivery for custom furniture is also available!

Cost for custom furniture delivery is based on your proximity to your personal Hawkins Woodshop furniture artisan.  You are assigned and introduced to your HW carpenter after purchase.  Delivery cost is paid directly to your HW personal furniture artisan 2-3 days prior to scheduled delivery via any payment method you chose (Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, FB Pay, Check, Cash, Credit Card, etc).

Built-to-order furniture delivery rates are:
< 20 miles = $89.97
21-45 miles = $129.97
46-74 miles = $189.97
75-100 miles = $269.97
101-130 miles = $349.97

Returns & Cancellations

We've two categories of products for sale.

The first is solid hardwood custom furniture that we make locally in every region throughout the United States. The second category of products we sell is non custom furniture manufactured by our production partners. Each item on our store has its origin listed in its product description as made-to-order in the USA or imported from overseas. Misunderstanding a product's origin is not grounds for a cancellation or refund.

Non Custom Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

How much time after I purchase do I have to cancel for a refund?

In extenuating circumstances, customers may cancel an order within 24 hours of purchase via texting 916-692-0554 or emailing sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. There are no refunds on any orders after 24 hours of purchase for any reason. If an order is lost during delivery we will arrange a free replacement. If an order is delivered damaged or missing parts we will procure free replacement parts for you from the manufacturer. Buyer's remorse, delays during COVID, and any other issue is unfortunately not grounds for a return.

Will you refund me back onto my card?

All approved order cancellations will be reimbursed via store credit only, minus a 15% fee that pays our family's labor cost spent processing your order, communicating with our suppliers, perhaps shipping your order, and/or coordinating custom build schedules, purchasing materials required for custom orders, and time invested on your behalf in any way.

How much time after receiving my non custom order do I have to ask to return the item?

We do not accept returns for any reason. If a product arrives damaged/missing parts please contact Colby at 916-692-0554 or kindly email sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. Rest assured, we'll help get you a free replacement or free delivery of any missing parts.

Delays during the COVID-19 pandemic do not constitute grounds for cancellation or a refund. Everyone is trying their best, including us. Supply chains have been decimated across the world. Thank you for your patience and understanding if we experience a hiccup with your order's supply chain.

Orders lost by a carrier are not grounds for cancellation. All lost or damaged delivered orders will be replaced free of charge.

American Made Custom Solid Hardwood Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

We sell locally handmade built-to-order furniture here: https://hawkinswoodshop.com/collections/customorder.

Given its hand made and hand-finished nature, variations and imperfections in solid, real-wood furniture are to be expected and celebrated. Each item is an original and no two pieces are exactly alike. By their nature, wood planks may be somewhat uneven and may develop small cracks and cup or bow over time due to changes in temperature or humidity. We believe this only enhances the furniture's rustic, unique character.

There are no cancellations or refunds on built-to-order furniture.

But please don't fret, there are lots of reasons we have so many 5 star reviews from customers. Perhaps the biggest reason is we LOVE our customers!  We work until you are completely satisfied, & offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee at time of delivery or pick-up.

In conclusion, when you buy from a small business, you're not helping a CEO buy a 3rd holiday home.  You're helping a little girl get dance lessons, a little boy his team jersey, and moms and dads put food on the table.

Thank you for your support. Thank you for following our social accounts and commenting on our posts.  Thank you for #shoppingsmall and #supportingsmallbusiness

Not Parent Approved: a Fun Card Game for Kids, Tweens, Teens, Families and Mischief Makers – Hilarious Family Party Game (Expansion Pack #1)

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