Description

Enjoy free nationwide delivery when supporting our family’s small business.  

  • Brighten up your home with this cute and funny flour-sack dish towel! Laughing burns calories, so use these punny towels for giggle filled dish drying, as a charming hand towel for your bathroom, or as a cute gift to a friend!
  • All of our dish towels are 100% cotton flour sack towels. They are screen printed with Moonlight Makers original designs using non-toxic ink.
  • Unfolded size: 28″”x28″”. Super absorbent after a few washes.
  • Our products are all handmade in our downtown Asheville, NC Studio/ Gift Market.
  • Average time between placing your order and us shipping it out: 1 business day!

Product Description

Let That Shiitake Go

Avoid Fabric Softener

The fabric softener might leave a residue. Instead, a lot of people like to use white vinegar, which is less harmful and just as effective on the towels. Similarly, you do not need dryer sheets for the same reason.

How to Wash, Clean & Maintain Flour Sack Towels?

To start, unpack them and remove any tags and then unfold them and place them in the washing machine. You should machine dry them and then use them. Repeated washings will make them softer and more effective with every use.

You Do Not Need To Bleach

The best way to whiten towels is to use white vinegar or non-chlorine bleaches made with hydrogen peroxide. This is not only better for the towels themselves but also for the environment.

Handmade

Handmade

Color Gray
Style Ew, David

This product is manufactured overseas and sourced from a US supplier.  

Shipping & Delivery

NON CUSTOM FURNITURE

Delivery for imported, manufactured furniture by our production partners is FREE NATIONWIDE!

No costly prime membership is required nor is any bogus minimum order amount required.

Delivery time varies based on the product but is typically 2-5 business days, but may be up to 4+ weeks for large freight items like couches.

LOCALLY MADE TO ORDER, SOLID WOOD FURNITURE

Average turn-around time from date of purchase till pick-up or delivery of a made to order solid-wood furniture purchase is 4-6 weeks.  Turn-around may be as short as 2 weeks and as long as 12 weeks.

Nearly all custom furniture orders may be picked up for free within 60 miles of any metropolitan area in the continental United States.

However, local delivery for custom furniture is also available!

Cost for custom furniture delivery is based on your proximity to your personal Hawkins Woodshop furniture artisan.  You are assigned and introduced to your HW carpenter after purchase.  Delivery cost is paid directly to your HW personal furniture artisan 2-3 days prior to scheduled delivery via any payment method you chose (Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, FB Pay, Check, Cash, Credit Card, etc).

Built-to-order furniture delivery rates are:
< 20 miles = $89.97
21-45 miles = $129.97
46-74 miles = $189.97
75-100 miles = $269.97
101-130 miles = $349.97

Returns & Cancellations

We've two categories of products for sale.

The first is solid hardwood custom furniture that we make locally in every region throughout the United States. The second category of products we sell is non custom furniture manufactured by our production partners. Each item on our store has its origin listed in its product description as made-to-order in the USA or imported from overseas. Misunderstanding a product's origin is not grounds for a cancellation or refund.

Non Custom Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

How much time after I purchase do I have to cancel for a refund?

In extenuating circumstances, customers may cancel an order within 24 hours of purchase via texting 916-692-0554 or emailing sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. There are no refunds on any orders after 24 hours of purchase for any reason. If an order is lost during delivery we will arrange a free replacement. If an order is delivered damaged or missing parts we will procure free replacement parts for you from the manufacturer. Buyer's remorse, delays during COVID, and any other issue is unfortunately not grounds for a return.

Will you refund me back onto my card?

All approved order cancellations will be reimbursed via store credit only, minus a 15% fee that pays our family's labor cost spent processing your order, communicating with our suppliers, perhaps shipping your order, and/or coordinating custom build schedules, purchasing materials required for custom orders, and time invested on your behalf in any way.

How much time after receiving my non custom order do I have to ask to return the item?

We do not accept returns for any reason. If a product arrives damaged/missing parts please contact Colby at 916-692-0554 or kindly email sales@hawkinswoodshop.com. Rest assured, we'll help get you a free replacement or free delivery of any missing parts.

Delays during the COVID-19 pandemic do not constitute grounds for cancellation or a refund. Everyone is trying their best, including us. Supply chains have been decimated across the world. Thank you for your patience and understanding if we experience a hiccup with your order's supply chain.

Orders lost by a carrier are not grounds for cancellation. All lost or damaged delivered orders will be replaced free of charge.

American Made Custom Solid Hardwood Furniture Returns & Cancellations:

We sell locally handmade built-to-order furniture here: https://hawkinswoodshop.com/collections/customorder.

Given its hand made and hand-finished nature, variations and imperfections in solid, real-wood furniture are to be expected and celebrated. Each item is an original and no two pieces are exactly alike. By their nature, wood planks may be somewhat uneven and may develop small cracks and cup or bow over time due to changes in temperature or humidity. We believe this only enhances the furniture's rustic, unique character.

There are no cancellations or refunds on built-to-order furniture.

But please don't fret, there are lots of reasons we have so many 5 star reviews from customers. Perhaps the biggest reason is we LOVE our customers!  We work until you are completely satisfied, & offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee at time of delivery or pick-up.

In conclusion, when you buy from a small business, you're not helping a CEO buy a 3rd holiday home.  You're helping a little girl get dance lessons, a little boy his team jersey, and moms and dads put food on the table.

Thank you for your support. Thank you for following our social accounts and commenting on our posts.  Thank you for #shoppingsmall and #supportingsmallbusiness

Funny Dish Towel, Ew, David Flour Sack Kitchen Towel, Sweet Housewarming Gift, Farmhouse Kitchen Decor, White or Gray (Gray)

$29.98